Today I got an e mail from Alec, a friend of mine. He is real interesting and he has a very unusual job... dispute resolution. Pretty much what he does is help people argue better and get it over with faster... at least thats how I see it. I guess thats a good thing but for me the argument is usually the point if it! I mean one of the GREAT things about being female and pretty is that you can be wrong and no one
disagrees with you but they ALL want to talk to you! I just love it.
I try not to abuse the situation too much...
OK so here are some of Alec's ponderings.
I'm sure we can talk about them during the FreeTeleConferencing.com chat/RANTS
Since light travels faster than sound, does that explain why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? I know about 100 people this pertains to.
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? Dawna O. are you reading this? Does it hurt your brain?
Why do the weathermen always say, "Let's take a look at your forecast . . ." Why? Do I have a proprietary interest in it? I alway have known it was MY forecast... I know the weatherman!
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? I have been thinking about that since I was 5!
People look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is, even though they are not wearing a watch. My question: Why are you asking someone without a watch what time it is? Well... if you are hot I'll ask just to meet you... who cares about the watch...unless you're that anonymous girl, she's looking for the ROLEX!
The light went out, but where to? My grandma used to ask me that.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Hey I use a normal keyboard, not a qwerty one.
Fact: The universe is everything. Fact: Scientists say that the universe is expanding. Question: What is it expanding into? OK OK, I remember asking the Hindu guy about the same kinda thing... just what are the elephants standing on???
Why, when two airplanes almost collide, do they call it a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"? So how far away does it have to be to be a far miss???
Why do they call it the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? Ever try to get past the desk to the interior? They won't let you in!
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door? Is this question from you Dawna O.?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? Just how OLD are you Alec?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons? How come the soap still tastes like soap if it has REAL lemons?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase? Who owns suits?
Hey everyone how do you feel if I have various other people do the RANT/chat if I can't... How does Thursday nights at 10PM sound?? For about an hour unless it gets really juicy... we could talk for 6 hours!!
