Fake Wedding Ring Test

What a Witch!
the wedding ring test
How nice to start something on a LIE!

Thats just great as if guys don't think we are cynical enough! Bet you tell everyone you meet a bogus name and phone number too, huh Anonomous!

My cousin was one of these bitches. She was so vain she wore her Grandmothers wedding set when she went out with the same intention. "If he won't try to date a woman with a ring he's got no guts." You know the "C" word... I don't like it but it is for her... and YOU. Cuz got a man alright, a rich one too. He has gobs of confidence, don't get any on ya. She is in his "schedule". If she's not in the calendar he just doesn't have the time. He tells her to just go shopping or don't you have something to do with the kids, it's your job to raise them, I pay the bills. He has the confidence to do that, too!

Hope she is happy.

By the way...THANK YOU Suzi for showing me

FreeTeleConferencing.com

I'm going to use them for my weekly rant! I called the customer service number because I did not really believe that it was FREE. I guess it is since what they told me was that I already pay for the service in my current plan. In fact over 95% of plans already include the cost in them. YOUR phone company just does not want you to know how to do it yourself, WITHOUT WAITING! You see YOUR pphone company wants to charge for conferencing and have you pay about $70- to $99- just to have the service there ready to use. Then they want to have you WAIT for an operator to connect everyone.

Another pain in the ASS!
I think this is one of those Million Dollar nickels, I don't think I'll even feel it going in!

I just wanted to go to the 99 cent store!

Just what is up with these people who try to squeeze past you on the right in an unmarked lane?

It's unmarked for a reason dickhead, IT'S NOT A LANE! I'm GIRL and I KNOW THAT!

I just left to get some bananas at the 99 cent store cuz my friend Darla (see I said your name!) told me that they had a fresh batch that were not green. I'm driving down Washington where the street is nice and wide, there are spaces and meters, as I pass the last space and start to turn into the driveway this cocksucker cuts around in the space just barely enough to fit, wedging his car between mine and the curb.

Just how urgently does anyone need to get to the 99 cent store anyway. I thought I was I real trouble. His Porsche was real fucked up. My Nissan was just scratched a little. Cops, insurance info and lookiloos. Another pain in the ASS.

BUT another chance to learn a nickel at a time! Isn't I nice how stuff just ties in together... I'm gunna get rich at this.

Turns out mister porsche WAS TOTALLY AT FAULT! Seems you can't pass on the right in California. So dickless gets to fix his car,my car and pay for my rental that I won't be in any hurry to return.

So while I whining about drivers and the 99 cent store, the bananas were great by the way, thanks Darla, how about those parking lot waiters. You know those people in the Hummers and Rovers who wait in the middle of the lane in the parking lot until a space next to the handicap one opens up, blocking everyone else. What are they doing at the 99 cent store ANYWAY??? Go to Gelsons down the street and get your personal shopping assistant! And what is a 99 cent store doing 2 blocks from a Gelsons anyway? I'm surprised they don't get some petition to have it shut down and moved to a "more appropriate neighborhood"! Anyway I walked up to the Hummer with a napkin and a pen and made the roll down window thing with my finger. They rolled it down and I explained to them that I just wanted their signature cuz they must be someone famous blocking all these 99 cent shoppers and stuff.

The 400 pound person just looked at me like I had just farted or something and rolled up the window.

My neck kinda hurts now that I think about it... hmmm.

I've been trying to be QUIET DAMN IT!

Hi EVERYONE!

My name is Spunky Bairnsdale. I didn't pick it... I think my parents were stoned when they did. They did lots of things that were stupid that eventually helped me later in life. Learning some things is a REAL pain in the ASS!

I'm still learning shit... its still a pain in the ass. Sometimes a MILLION dollar pain shoved up there a nickle at a time. I think I have about 35 cents jingling in there right now. It's OK I'm used to it.

This BLOG is going to be some of my self imposed therapy I'm shoving UP you, if YOU care to read it. Facts, NEWS, points of view... feelings... and I want participation damn it, ... I mean PLEASE.

Not that I matter to any of YOU but I am even going to use a conferencing service to do a weekly RANT or something... so we can all get it out live over the phone anonymously. SEE I do care and I do want to learn and help and grow and YOU can help.

If you know of a good service to use please tell me... it seems that there are lots of FREE ones out there. Yeah FREE MY ASS... I know just how that shit ALWAYS ends up working. Give them a credit card for verification and they say they are just going to charge a penny and 2 months later ALL your accounts are closed and some towelhead has drained all your accounts to some group in Dufar and bought granades to make a nice pretty vest for his sister to show off in an orphanage for diseased children and blow her skinny, so ugly she has to cover her face, ass up.

I can't help it... my therapist calls it an imagination.

Or maybe they just say they want my email. How in the world is that going to help them? NOTHING is FREE! What good is it going do them to SPAM me 10,000 emails a day. I'm not going to buy their shit, I'm looking for FREE.