Just what is up with these people who try to squeeze past you on the right in an unmarked lane?
It's unmarked for a reason dickhead, IT'S NOT A LANE! I'm GIRL and I KNOW THAT!
I just left to get some bananas at the 99 cent store cuz my friend Darla (see I said your name!) told me that they had a fresh batch that were not green. I'm driving down Washington where the street is nice and wide, there are spaces and meters, as I pass the last space and start to turn into the driveway this cocksucker cuts around in the space just barely enough to fit, wedging his car between mine and the curb.
Just how urgently does anyone need to get to the 99 cent store anyway. I thought I was I real trouble. His Porsche was real fucked up. My Nissan was just scratched a little. Cops, insurance info and lookiloos. Another pain in the ASS.
BUT another chance to learn a nickel at a time! Isn't I nice how stuff just ties in together... I'm gunna get rich at this.
Turns out mister porsche WAS TOTALLY AT FAULT! Seems you can't pass on the right in California. So dickless gets to fix his car,my car and pay for my rental that I won't be in any hurry to return.
So while I whining about drivers and the 99 cent store, the bananas were great by the way, thanks Darla, how about those parking lot waiters. You know those people in the Hummers and Rovers who wait in the middle of the lane in the parking lot until a space next to the handicap one opens up, blocking everyone else. What are they doing at the 99 cent store ANYWAY??? Go to Gelsons down the street and get your personal shopping assistant! And what is a 99 cent store doing 2 blocks from a Gelsons anyway? I'm surprised they don't get some petition to have it shut down and moved to a "more appropriate neighborhood"! Anyway I walked up to the Hummer with a napkin and a pen and made the roll down window thing with my finger. They rolled it down and I explained to them that I just wanted their signature cuz they must be someone famous blocking all these 99 cent shoppers and stuff.
The 400 pound person just looked at me like I had just farted or something and rolled up the window.
My neck kinda hurts now that I think about it... hmmm.
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I HATE it when people try to sneak up around my car that way. They are always just trying to get a look at me anyway, like they have a chance. Then they act like they are going somewhere when I make the "you wish face".
99 cent store... I love that place, get my sunglasses there and then I don't care what happens to them. Sometimes I leave them at Starbucks on purpose when someone has been staring at me to see if they have the guts to pick them up and run them to me. It's like a test... You know like wearing a wedding ring and seeing if the guy is confident enough to try to pick you up.
You GO SPUNKY, FUCK porschey boy!
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